Toddlers Are A**holes

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes: ·The theory of toddler evolution ·Mealtime (AKA Hell) ·Your unraveling life ·And how not to die inside Author: Laditan, Bunmi PubDate: 42101 Number of Pages: 176 Dimensions: 7 in H | 5.3 in W | 0.4 in T | 0.4 lb Wt Publisher Name: Workman Publishing Company Format Description: Paperback BISAC Category Description: Humor / Topic / Marriage & Family