{"product_id":"toddlers-are-a-holes","title":"Toddlers Are A**holes","description":"At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?   Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes:   ·The theory of toddler evolution    ·Mealtime (AKA Hell)   ·Your unraveling life   ·And how not to die inside\n\nAuthor: Laditan, Bunmi\nPubDate: 42101\nNumber of Pages: 176\nDimensions: 7 in H | 5.3 in W | 0.4 in T | 0.4 lb Wt\nPublisher Name: Workman Publishing Company\nFormat Description: Paperback\nBISAC Category Description: Humor \/ Topic \/ Marriage \u0026amp; Family","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48581032509657,"sku":"9780761185642","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0271\/2338\/4365\/files\/4f0e9d176f8f10fffa4b415f449170f0de6e07f3b8504cedd7b052f438578935.jpg?v=1777468531","url":"https:\/\/mamaandme.boutique\/products\/toddlers-are-a-holes","provider":"Mama + Me Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}